sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
quesok 22
I don't suppose you happened to be taking a bath at the time?
Homer1975 14
I was wonderingthat Do u know this guy? usually you two must be close to say like that
RockRoyalty92 12
It's supposedly a pick-up line. Albeit a disgusting one.
berkeleyjake 13
find out how much he'll buy it for. there is a market for everything
ally8 21
I wonder if anyone has actually let him do that... Siiiicckkkk
martin8337 36
Would he eat the corn kernels out of your shit? :()
Jasti 12
My ex used to say that to me all the time. He didn't understand why it grossed me out or why I thought it was so creepy. Don't happen to be in Maryland do you? lmao
communisttaco 16
**** your profile picture.
dontneedtoknowme 6
That's better then a girl telling you she has a pee fetish and wants to pee in your mouth.
JK4EVR8114 1
My dad said that about the news lady wtf
Badkarma4u 17
Thats an old line. Its funny when said in the third person, but like most of these lines, its funnier when said about someone rather than to them.