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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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that's actually supposed to be an indirect complement. between buddies talking about some random hot girl. The whole statement is. "She is so fine I would drink her bath water. " but not used as a pick up line.... normally.