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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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Well that's different...

This made me laugh so hard

You should have told him you prefer taking showers but he is more then welcome to drink your toilet water. I wonder what his response would have been?

Subs your just that hot

Sadly there are worse out there ... Don't ask.

Why are there so many "You deserve it" votes on this one? I mean how can you deserve that?

That is pretty dirty of him.

Ew... I guess that's somehow a compliment?