sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
HallahBackGirl 12
Well that's different...
maani1304 14
Eww!
thomas_phillips3 4
This made me laugh so hard
hardy24 9
Classy
Witchylady 18
You should have told him you prefer taking showers but he is more then welcome to drink your toilet water. I wonder what his response would have been?
pinque 19
Subs your just that hot
AkaPanda 12
Sadly there are worse out there ... Don't ask.
AscendV 19
Why are there so many "You deserve it" votes on this one? I mean how can you deserve that?
Narfstud 20
That is pretty dirty of him.
moonchic 16
Ew... I guess that's somehow a compliment?