sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
vikky538 29
I just threw up after reading this FML... how disgusting is that...
Koolaidandtacos 21
I can't decide if that's better than or worse than the golden shower.
AstridMissle 12
Atleast a golden shower is sterile if they don't have a bladder infection. Bath water is pure nastiness. Both are still gross
exuberant_orange 17
That's so ******* weird. What did you say back? Sorry OP!
sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
Kielnmsoftly 26
So did it work? I mean it works for me! Such dedication, much creepy!
sam882 28
#98 he certainly gets points for originality but, no it didn't work. lol
Clawsified 6
If this ever happens again, charge for it (cash accepted upon time of offer) and tell him that you'll deliver it personally to him home the next time you bathe. Take the money, then and forget about him. Don't feel bad about scamming a creeper.
kaablam 17
Don't give him points for originally OP! This is meant as a compliment, and the saying has been around for a long, long time.
laden_swallow09 35
I can attest to this, 161. Not original. Not used a lot, but not original.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I have had the same thing happen to me. Maybe they belong to the same creepy pick up line website.
Linemanmike 17
I dont blame his gesture but wrong approach there ;)
jbuckets_404 39
OP, that's an old pickup line - just like: I wish I could be your bathwater.
bambij 9
Wtf?!?! Who says that?
sweetnsourrr 11
creeps...
thraax 14
oh that's nasty
sinn3r76 9
that's some funny shit, I hope you didn't take it seriously
Grenith 21
You're too hot to not drink your bath water it's obviously YDI
c0nus 11
That disgusting! Why would anyone do that
thetacosniper 14
He probably thought you were using a ramen bath bomb
Masift 21
I use ifunny too XD
katydid91 31
For some reason this post brings Quagmire to mind.