sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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ShadowGenius 12
I work construction and hear more vile things than that before coffee break. My personal favourite is "I'd fold her in half and eat her like a pizza."
shriyastagram 10
Hey it's okay op! I think that's a compliment?
Violord 13
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
TITOSJ408 13
Mmmmmm
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I almost blew chunks reading this...
eunami 15
And they say romance is dead
Chris93Jones 20
only in America - Don King
dnice1864 18
ummm, eww.
Glcarr7 10
Might have been a dare
jfletcher 3
it is a figure of speech. not meant literally. it is really just an ante up to someone commenting about how beautiful they think someone is. though it is fairly crude and more than a little creepy to say it directly to someone.