sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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BlindlyWandering 17
Sounds like something they'd have in vending machines in japan. :shudders:
JNOV 8
You know you were secretly flattered.
Hash13 13
Hahahaha OP. That's just funny. I don't blame the man though ! ??
everton99 16
The last time I heard that line was in 3 A.M. by Eminem.
Danielvera212 4
Hey well at least you know you're hot
rockwrench 18
Carry a small vile of you bath water in your purse. Next time your asked or see him again, pull it out a say here you go.
Donnellando 15
i guess it's a compliment...
kaylae22 13
That is so gross, why just why
martin8337 36
I'd give anyone my bath water, but be warned, I pee and fart in my bath water. :)
puddinpies6 8
mabye it was the same guy that likes to lick peoples armpits