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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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Sounds like something they'd have in vending machines in japan. :shudders:

You know you were secretly flattered.

Hahahaha OP. That's just funny. I don't blame the man though ! ??

The last time I heard that line was in 3 A.M. by Eminem.

Hey well at least you know you're hot

Carry a small vile of you bath water in your purse. Next time your asked or see him again, pull it out a say here you go.

i guess it's a compliment...

That is so gross, why just why

martin8337 36

I'd give anyone my bath water, but be warned, I pee and fart in my bath water. :)

mabye it was the same guy that likes to lick peoples armpits