sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
Daesh_fml 9
Probably lost a bet...
openminded8 17
apparently he thought it would be scrHUMPcious...FYL
ryannmichael 17
At least he attempted to compliment you, while some people don't compliment others at all.
Nina825 21
I really don't think this classifies as a compliment ..
daddysgirl8 21
Give him it for $100. Lol
amanda182 19
That's like one of the worst pickup lines ever..
frostedfoster 15
Correction... Worst pick up line ever is "I'm a necrophiliac, wanna play dead?"
SydLovesLacey 18
Take it as a compliment. (:
BananaSantos 15
Is he thirsty? ??
Brittin8or 12
apparently so..
KVYLV 16
I'd like to see him try.
JKPwnage 27
"Hi, I'd like to place a restraining order?" Seriously, though, I suggest buying some mace or a taser or something, just in case ;)
buckdharma 38
Maybe he's taking, "going green" to the extreme. He thinks the planet's hot, not you.