sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
nenemisfit 11
ew. ??
jk_waks23 19
Yuck! FYL
silver_belle 7
He was probably on bath salts
radigen 11
at least it ended at that.
jellenwood 35
Run away as fast as you can!
Antivist 13
Tf lol
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Well... Did you let him? *sarcasm*
Saraishi 25
Dafuq?
somedude601 10
Someone has a fetish…
USA1776 15
Best pick up line ever 10/10