sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
shanannygians07 28
Mhmm soapy water?
AutisticAbyss 10
That's like saying "Can I give you a lift in my white van"!
metalhead4740 14
"Whether or not you're ready for the white van, the white van is always ready for you"
sam882 28
Is the van equipped with a tear stained mattress, candy, and unfulfilled promises of puppies?
SystemofaBlink41 27
It wouldn't be a white van worth mentioning if it didn't have those things.
sexymomo1234 20
That is just straight up nasty! If you have a water bottle with you you should have poured him a cup and said "here, drink till your hearts content!" And walked away!
DedeleMan 21
A weird compliment?..
appletreee 30
Poor attempt to compliment you, OP. But, he tried.
Teyros 24
He doesn't have to try to be a creepy ass mofo.
Zwerik 31
Uuuhm... ew?
Brittin8or 12
I agree, ew is right, If I got told that, i'd walk away fast, very fast.
estroyer9 14
I thought it was a normal thing to tell people that that :(
khorstmye 15
And who says chivalry is dead?
sprints54 19
Some people would feel flattered just saying
potato63 10
Ha! That's creepy weird