Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!
ILoveFluttershy 3
Sarcasm is no match for stupidity
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Comments (186)
Ajwc101 24
File a police report for sexual harassment.
tphantomt 5
Really!!! You don't even know the whole story and poof right off the deep end! Grow a semblance of balance... Holy cow!
gracehi 33
The fact that he was spreading a rumor about OP having an STD alone is enough to define this incident as sexual harassment. However, (unless sexual harassment is handled very differently in Israel) this isn't a police matter, but a civil and HR matter. If she wants to do something about it, she can sue him and/or report him to his boss. If she contacted the police, they wouldn't do anything except to tell her to do those things.
photoquilty 6
And now you file a sexual harassment claim. Why on earth was he asking you about your pubic hair to begin with?! There's your claim.
unknown_user5566 27
Obviously that's not a question that should be asked in the workplace, but OP, you are awesome for having a sense of humor. When I get asked questions like that, I usually reply with a smart ass comment as well. Hopefully your other coworkers recognize this guy is an idiot, and don't listen to his ridiculous accusations.
tatianamaries 12
... what is wrong with this world O.o
ThatsANiceAss 4
Hmm..Unless you guys talk and hang out a lot. Or at least joke like that often, why the hell would he ask you that 0_o
LennyComa 39
If you hadsaid it was trimmed in the shape of the Batsign his response would of been more positive.
marramrammar 2
He is an idiot! Surprise you even responded, and not just take his arse to HR. Now I am just curious why it is trimmed w 12 sides !!???
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
She was kidding, hence the word "jokingly". I guess we really do need a font for that.
perdix 31
Did you shave it into an ordinary, equilateral dodecahedron, or did you shave it pickle-shaped -- a dill-dodecahedron, if you will?
greenie213 23
Dodecacidus: very deadly.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And that's why you answer such questions with dirty looks.