Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
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Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
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NickKuiper 8
Some people just can't take rejection...
anythingmustbe 18
I guess you could say he cracked.
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Comments (58)
99megster 15
At least you got out while you could! Imagine how he would react to a breakup after you had actually dated for a while
Awahso 25
Call the police, have him arrested, warn you friends not to date him
phoenix72 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why did you let a guy you''ve been out with once know where you live??
Sweetpea22 14
He probably picked her up for the date. It's a common occurrence with people going on dates
happylawyer 16
He could be a neighbor or some one she or he knows for some time but never have had dated.
Ray_of_midnight 22
That's as may be, but unless it was someone whom someone I trust had vouched for, I think I'd opt to meet my date in some public place for the first date or two, until I got a feel for whether I could trust them or not.
vadaaa 11
It's obvious that he is insanely in love with you. Or maybe he's just insane. Either way it sucks. Sorry OP.
perdix 29
You should take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights.
HiIAmKevin 8
Then slice a hole in all four tires?
AssTard 15
"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats..." Wait, damn it! This isn't applicable in this situation!
gracehi 31
Maybe next time he'll think before he...goes ape shit on someone who really didn't do anything to justify his Hulk-like rage.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Also, carve your name into his leather seats so that the cops will know who to arrest.
jjmiller1001 17
nah, carve someone else's name into the seats
ManInTheMachine 19
Or better yet, her face. Now that would be disturbing.
ZombieSazza 34
You dodged a bullet there OP... Now go report him to the cops for vandalism or he'll never learn.
karlcolt45 19
why you gotta be so heartless?
watchclock 11
Press charges
oNisao 21
At least he didn't stalk you and wrote poems with black sharpie on your walls!
perdix 29
#27, is that what you do? You can come over to my house, but I think my landlord will be pissed.
oNisao 21
No, that's what my sister's ex did.
perdix 29
#49, well, would you consider it? I like poetry -- particularly of the batshit crazy genre. I'm sure my landlord is going to nail me for breaking the 10-foot chain on the ceiling fan, so I might as well get my money's worth out of the lost security deposit.