By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
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99megster 15

At least you got out while you could! Imagine how he would react to a breakup after you had actually dated for a while

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Awahso 25

Call the police, have him arrested, warn you friends not to date him

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phoenix72 9

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Sweetpea22 14

He probably picked her up for the date. It's a common occurrence with people going on dates

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happylawyer 16

He could be a neighbor or some one she or he knows for some time but never have had dated.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

That's as may be, but unless it was someone whom someone I trust had vouched for, I think I'd opt to meet my date in some public place for the first date or two, until I got a feel for whether I could trust them or not.

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vadaaa 11

It's obvious that he is insanely in love with you. Or maybe he's just insane. Either way it sucks. Sorry OP.

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perdix 29

You should take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights.

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AssTard 15

"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats..." Wait, damn it! This isn't applicable in this situation!

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gracehi 31

Maybe next time he'll think before he...goes ape shit on someone who really didn't do anything to justify his Hulk-like rage.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Also, carve your name into his leather seats so that the cops will know who to arrest.

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jjmiller1001 17

nah, carve someone else's name into the seats

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ManInTheMachine 19

Or better yet, her face. Now that would be disturbing.

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ZombieSazza 34

You dodged a bullet there OP... Now go report him to the cops for vandalism or he'll never learn.

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oNisao 21

At least he didn't stalk you and wrote poems with black sharpie on your walls!

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perdix 29

#27, is that what you do? You can come over to my house, but I think my landlord will be pissed.

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oNisao 21

No, that's what my sister's ex did.

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perdix 29

#49, well, would you consider it? I like poetry -- particularly of the batshit crazy genre. I'm sure my landlord is going to nail me for breaking the 10-foot chain on the ceiling fan, so I might as well get my money's worth out of the lost security deposit.

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