By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 00:10 - United States - Persia

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
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WCARlover 34
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Well at least you avoided dating that! I hope that's the extent of her craziness though.

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yes31601 16
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You have her number. Find her address and report it to the police.

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dutchy86 20
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oh well at least she gets ure phone number now :)

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Ms_ValS 27
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It's "whom".

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DrafteeSelf 24
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Thats not the point though. The door is right there sir -----[]

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ber4fun 23

Why would this make OP give out his number? the damage is already done and hopefully it doesn't continue.

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dutchy86 20
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because OP probably wants to fill in the insurance papers ?

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delaneyseal 15
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"Whom" is used after a preposition. God damn.

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gorgeous_vixen95 12
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Oh c'mon it was funny. Just a joke relax people.

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JazzHandsFML 28
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by all means do not take any action, because shit happens.

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helptheorphans 17
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Did he say "don't take action because s*** happens"? No. All of your comments are criticism towards others. Get a life.

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WCARlover 34
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Well at least you avoided dating that! I hope that's the extent of her craziness though.

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yes31601 16
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You have her number. Find her address and report it to the police.

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ber4fun 23

He does?

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gte225 11
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let's hope she doesn't have his.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Did your car turn her down too?

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tranced_ 44
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I think she took revenge in the most harmless way she could..

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Llama_Face89 33

HARMLESS?!! Messing with a man's car is lower than low! If I were op I'd rather the psycho straight up stab me than mess with my baby...

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Eyalsh 32

""you don't fuck with another man's automobile. you just don't do it; it's against the rules." -vincent vega, pulp fiction.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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54: 7 was being sarcastic and using a play on words

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91hayek 31

Crazy catflap.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

She's been watching you from afar building up this amazing relationship in her head and you went and ruined it OP shame on you*sarcasm font*

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sonicsucksass 3
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I was gonna downvote but you were being sarcastic. So I laughed.

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GeorgiaBea 28
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At least you can tell the police who it was...

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Adam_Power58 16
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Better off you're not with that psychopath for even a day

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