Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
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WCARlover
| 34
Well at least you avoided dating that! I hope that's the extent of her craziness though.
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yes31601
| 16
You have her number. Find her address and report it to the police.
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dutchy86
| 20
oh well at least she gets ure phone number now :)
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Ms_ValS
| 27
It's "whom".
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DrafteeSelf
| 24
Thats not the point though.
The door is right there sir -----[]
The door is right there sir -----[]
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ber4fun
| 23
Why would this make OP give out his number? the damage is already done and hopefully it doesn't continue.
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dutchy86
| 20
because OP probably wants to fill in the insurance papers ?
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delaneyseal
| 15
"Whom" is used after a preposition. God damn.
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tinyxjr
| 4
#24 L
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gorgeous_vixen95
| 12
Oh c'mon it was funny. Just a joke relax people.
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nEXtIntoTheWild
| 5
shit happens
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JazzHandsFML
| 28
by all means do not take any action, because shit happens.
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helptheorphans
| 17
Did he say "don't take action because s*** happens"? No. All of your comments are criticism towards others. Get a life.
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WCARlover
| 34
Well at least you avoided dating that! I hope that's the extent of her craziness though.
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yes31601
| 16
You have her number. Find her address and report it to the police.
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ber4fun
| 23
He does?
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gte225
| 11
let's hope she doesn't have his.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Did your car turn her down too?
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tranced_
| 43
I think she took revenge in the most harmless way she could..
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Llama_Face89
| 33
HARMLESS?!! Messing with a man's car is lower than low! If I were op I'd rather the psycho straight up stab me than mess with my baby...
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Eyalsh
| 32
""you don't fuck with another man's automobile. you just don't do it; it's against the rules." -vincent vega, pulp fiction.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
54: 7 was being sarcastic and using a play on words
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91hayek
| 31
Crazy catflap.
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
She's been watching you from afar building up this amazing relationship in her head and you went and ruined it OP shame on you*sarcasm font*
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sonicsucksass
| 3
I was gonna downvote but you were being sarcastic. So I laughed.
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GeorgiaBea
| 28
At least you can tell the police who it was...
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Adam_Power58
| 16
Better off you're not with that psychopath for even a day