Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
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Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
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NickKuiper 8
Some people just can't take rejection...
anythingmustbe 18
I guess you could say he cracked.
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thayde23 4
Never let them know where you live right away, then the crap isn't on your doorstep.
akiahara 14
Well... that escalated quickly.
perdix 29
These days, you can't be too careful -- you just don't say no to anyone. Go out on that second date, without showering or shaving. Be loud, rude and obnoxious. Go on and on about your cats, Jesus, Amway products and your theories of race including the n-word and other epithets. Order lots of food and eat none of it and let it go to waste. You'll never hear from him again and your precious car will be safe.
marcranger 28
Given that it's you, perdix, I know this was tongue-in-cheek, but I have had the psycho cat lady routine work as a way to run guys off. Sorry, OP, better luck next time!
perdix 29
#51, back in the day, I had the cranky, crybaby, stick-in-the-mud routine down so well, I could break free from even the most obsessive Stage 5 clinger.
xBunnehAddict 5
That's perfect! You are very smart, sir.
5t3ff1k4h 44
And that's why he's single.
GrinchFu1 27
Better a cracked windshield now than a cracked jaw later. No doubt someone of that caliber would have resorted to physical violence had he been allowed to get any closer to you psychologically. Definitely file a police report, or at least let this guy know that you are capable and willing to involve the police if he doesn't back off. Good luck!
olpally 32
You must live in psycho-ville and ray finkle is this psycho. Geez..
CharresBarkrey 15
Finkle and Einhorn?
olpally 32
Yes!!! EINHORN IS A MAN!!! EINHORN IS FINKLE!!! Lol
3rdbass 9
He probably told his parents he had a girlfriend now.
whY402Jay 12
He missed his morning and noon meds.
eaglerob 20
Better your windshield than your head, which was probably after date #2
doglover100 28
Make him pay for it.