Hahaha, trouble, balls to it!

Props to him for saying "scrotum." What a gentleman.

FML is the reason we know old people can also be corrupted

I have this problem every other day,can't blame him.

if you want a different interpretation here's one: OP walked into the room and the elderly man's hand moved down to his crouch. OP was then so disgusted (and so quick to jump to conclusions) that they looked at the man funny, possibly even telling him something about it. The man then had to explain himself to OP to stop them from falsely judging him.

it all depends on how you look at things!

Better than getting jerked to by an old man

Time for a sponge bath!

Just let it happen

What!

Over the years they drop. Back in Vietnam they were above his kneecap! Oh the Good Ol Days

My grandfather would always give me "Back in 'Nam" or "back in my day" stories -.-

You should've listened to him. Those are stories of history and the Vietnam veterans aren't going to be around to tell their stories forever.

I did, I loved his stories actually.

Mmmm...jelly.....

What the hell?

Yeah I actually don't even know.

"Reaches for crotch" it's because I'm sweaty *wink*

i'm sure he doesn't want to risk pinching his balls, i feel bad for him if anything

I'm a guy, it happens more often than you think. it's a real problem.

One could almost classify it a pandemic

It's not a disease though, so why would it be called a pandemic?

I've been caught at least a dozen times doing the same thing. Balls are sticky, especially if you groom at all. I'd rather look like a perv than sit on my nuts....and now for something completely different!

82, I thumbed you up for the Monty Python reference.

I feel more sorry for the patient than op. That can't be comfortable.

Well every guy gets BSTL. Some just don't know how to "handle" it properly.

34, your BSTL acronym is great!

Sigh... Ok. I'll bite (not literally, ew)
I get the Ball Sweat, but what's the TL ??

Balls sticking to legs

Big Sacks To Love.