FML : Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards...

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Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

iamabamf Say more :

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

By scrotumscratcher / Thursday 25 July 2013 05:20 / United States - Wausau

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By iamabamf | 17

#5599328 - Friday 26 July 2013 06:57

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#5597469 - Thursday 25 July 2013 04:10

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5597424 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:56

Hahaha, trouble, balls to it!

brave_josh | 9

#5597511 - Thursday 25 July 2013 04:36

Props to him for saying "scrotum." What a gentleman.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5597686 - Thursday 25 July 2013 06:56

FML is the reason we know old people can also be corrupted

sonicgreg | 12

#5597802 - Thursday 25 July 2013 07:37

I have this problem every other day,can't blame him.

NeatNit | 32

#5598030 - Thursday 25 July 2013 11:54

if you want a different interpretation here's one: OP walked into the room and the elderly man's hand moved down to his crouch. OP was then so disgusted (and so quick to jump to conclusions) that they looked at the man funny, possibly even telling him something about it. The man then had to explain himself to OP to stop them from falsely judging him. it all depends on how you look at things!

By GoingCommando93 | 14

#5597427 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:57

Better than getting jerked to by an old man

By MeowZebraMeow | 7

#5597428 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:57

Time for a sponge bath!

By Barriaultcory | 16

#5597431 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:57

Just let it happen

Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5598063 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:46

What!

By PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#5597432 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:57

Over the years they drop. Back in Vietnam they were above his kneecap! Oh the Good Ol Days

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5597642 - Thursday 25 July 2013 06:37

My grandfather would always give me "Back in 'Nam" or "back in my day" stories -.-

truth_teller23 | 11

#5597990 - Thursday 25 July 2013 10:54

You should've listened to him. Those are stories of history and the Vietnam veterans aren't going to be around to tell their stories forever.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5598268 - Friday 26 July 2013 04:01

I did, I loved his stories actually.

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5597439 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:58

Mmmm...jelly.....

iAlissa | 34

#5598023 - Thursday 25 July 2013 11:42

What the hell?

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5598187 - Friday 26 July 2013 03:09

Yeah I actually don't even know.

By ryanpreiss | 17

#5597442 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:59

"Reaches for crotch" it's because I'm sweaty *wink*

By young_weezy_fml | 3

#5597446 - Thursday 25 July 2013 04:00

i'm sure he doesn't want to risk pinching his balls, i feel bad for him if anything

By popeizzy | 9

#5597449 - Thursday 25 July 2013 04:01

I'm a guy, it happens more often than you think. it's a real problem.

420Zombie | 17

#5597558 - Thursday 25 July 2013 05:23

One could almost classify it a pandemic

graceinsheepwear | 33

#5597939 - Thursday 25 July 2013 09:43

It's not a disease though, so why would it be called a pandemic?

Fuji76 | 15

#5598065 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:48

I've been caught at least a dozen times doing the same thing. Balls are sticky, especially if you groom at all. I'd rather look like a perv than sit on my nuts....and now for something completely different!