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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML

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By IcedTaco - 13/07/2016 19:40 - Ukraine

Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML

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Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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By kai - 27/01/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05

Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By Uglee - 16/09/2025 03:00

Today, I asked out a guy after having feelings for him for more than a year now. He told me, “Ugh, if only I could take your personality and put it on a different face and body.” When I asked him, “Why, is just my personality not enough?” He responded, “You can’t really have sex with a personality.” FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Monday 15 November 2010 15:53

Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..

KennKenn 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:54

He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him

Comments

marsmallowsrule 0

Monday 15 November 2010 21:29

wait out of how many girls how is that a bad thing

Illyssa_fml 4

Monday 15 November 2010 22:17

Well that's not the best rating..maybe someone needs a better personality?

im2cool2fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 22:30

ydi for having a bad personality

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 15 November 2010 23:37

cmon srsly...I ain't the prettiest thing on the planet either. stop bitchin. in fact I'd prb be rated lower than u...oh well sheesh

Nadinek98 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:10

well, I'm srry he told u the truth about Ur fuglyness

lightboyzsx 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:53

I bet your hot but probably a bitch

3DLoli 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:52

If she were a hot bitch, her rank would be higher. The purpose of this poorly executed FML is that, she was called ugly.

3DLoli 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:12

Guys usually like to use the word 'hot' when referring to a girl whom is visually appealing. I take 'hot' as an insult. Ergo, I'd rather have a guy to like me for my personality than my looks.