Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML
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Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, the guy I have a crush on told me that "if only he could find a girl with my personality." I asked him what I was missing to be his girl, since I apparently have the personality he wants. He told me, “Sorry to hurt your feelings, but perhaps a liposuction and a nose job.” FML
Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I asked out a guy after having feelings for him for more than a year now. He told me, “Ugh, if only I could take your personality and put it on a different face and body.” When I asked him, “Why, is just my personality not enough?” He responded, “You can’t really have sex with a personality.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
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yewzd 0
Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..
KennKenn 0
He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him
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Comments (80)
spermdump 0
why are you bitching? assuming you work in a workplace with ten or more girls - you didn't rank too badly. and obviously, other than the fact you're moaning in this FML about his presumed shallow attitude, it seems people think you have a good personality. if it bothers you that much, get a boob job so no one looks at your face. (and #13, win!)
spermdump 0
i think you did.
Bees_fml 0
It could be taken either way. The FML doesn't say if her personality moved her up (b/c she's ugly) or down (despite her outer beauty). We're left guessing on that one.
spermdump 0
it seems to be a problem, so it seems that it is implied she has a gross face.
Glenn_Coco 0
A boob job? A boob job is for idiotic woman who think their boobs aren't good enough if they aren't big. It doesn't matter what suze you are be happy with what you got. Unless you have cancer don't get a boob job. Pointless money waisting.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#32 Boob jobs also cost thousands of dollars. I don't know anyone who can afford that.
spermdump 0
none for you glen coco, your sense of humour sucks.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aw, no reprimand about my lacking sense of humor? I feel so left out. :P
cutecandykitten 0
ur stupid . obvousily thr guy is a loser that doesn't no her.
meganluvsurface 0
r u a chick?
Glenn_Coco 0
iI wasn't humor. My cousin got one and she us always saying she's broke. Payments?. My aunt has cancer, she's getting one. That's why we have plastic surgeons, not for dumb bimbos trying to look good.
spermdump 0
rofl :') don't get one if you can't afford it. ur cuz is stoopid. i was making a point that the OP is a dumbfuck, not that she should actually get one. kay? ;)
EmreArslan 11
*dumps his sperm in the spermdump* AAAH so what about the boobjob? It seems (from ur pic) that u are flat chested? Ur to poor??? Seriously go talk bullshit somewhere else boobjobs are for losers with nicks as spermdump Natural ftw! ...?
aback 5
Rank him back and put him last because "size is important".
TiffanyBlews27 0
lmao win ^_^
EmreArslan 11
And how would she know his size or of the other male co-workers? And what if he would show his dick cuz it aint that small as u said? U would be laughed at.. Just dont drop ur level to his
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's when you open up a can of whoop-ass.
asktherunes 4
how would you rank him?
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Ok, but what the person didn't say was, did her personnality make her move UP or DOWN the ladder ? That's pretty important too. That, and pictures.
angeljewlz 7
I agree with #5 and it's not like he said you weren't physically attractive! just be glad he recognizes you for something more than your looks! :)
fearfulsymmetry 1
I fail to see how this is a FML. How many girls were there?
Hisbabyforever 0
6th out of how many? if its out of 6 women, forget him, but if its out of 100 women, get over it, 6th is good. and you would probably only care if he was number 1 on your list
ImaginaryFoe 1
If it makes you feel any better, he has a gf that bitches about him telling her he loves her despite her looks. I honestly don't know why you care. I can see why your personality didn't earn you any extra points. I'm the only female in my department. If I ranked as 6th, I'd think it said more about the ranker than it did about me.
hotdogcore 9
If he wants to be a prick, I'd be a prick right back. What he was doing is not appropriate for the workplace anyway, and you would have every right for a sexual harassment suit. I know there will be a bunch of chauvinist male comments after this, but I don't care. It's not like the dude told a dirty joke and some chick overheard it and was offended and flew off the handle. I don't care if this girl works at a strip club, you should not have to deal with that kind of behavior from a co-worker no matter where you work. A customer, maybe, but someone you work with? No.