Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, the guy I have a crush on told me that "if only he could find a girl with my personality." I asked him what I was missing to be his girl, since I apparently have the personality he wants. He told me, “Sorry to hurt your feelings, but perhaps a liposuction and a nose job.” FML
Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I asked out a guy after having feelings for him for more than a year now. He told me, “Ugh, if only I could take your personality and put it on a different face and body.” When I asked him, “Why, is just my personality not enough?” He responded, “You can’t really have sex with a personality.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
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Top comments
yewzd 0
Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..
KennKenn 0
He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him
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Comments (80)
tubal069 0
Be his friend and get on your knees and swallow it them you'll move up on the list!
jsnakes12 0
Least your not fat.
elybelly17 0
at least he made it obvious that your hot.
cookie_cutter_12 0
just hope the other five say no!
krismir29 0
sooo does that mean you have looks or personality
huzapro0 0
Everyone took this as she being not as attractive, but having a good personality. But when I read this I assumed the guy was a TOTALY akward (because he's telling a girl his rankings of the girls in the office). Which then lends itself more towards him saying she looks attractive, but personality is more Important too him (thus she is not a nice person). I think it could go either way, given the information.
nateshannon1 4
hey 6 out of 6 isnt bad, just imagine how youd feel if you were #7 out of 6...
i8cake 12
That's when you pull the harassment card and get his ass fired for being unprofessional! That's your can of whoop ass!
43trauts 14
I have the feeling the first 5 were either sexually promiscuious or have had sex with him before.
girlygirl537 2
Good for him!!