By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 806
You deserved it 7 816

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He wasn't able to go out with you but he was still able to dump you.

SharnaaaBanana 22

That's disgusting. Who does that.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

I'm curious as to whether she was walking home or driving. Normally I would say call the police, but alas, I don't think they'd be able to do anything until its too late.

I think following someone home and taking a dump on their doorstep qualifies as "insane".

That's really scary this dude followed you home....now he knows where u live...just be careful OP

I once took a shit on some1's doorstep after they left a nasty note on my car not to park .. I was in my own driveway

ItWasntMeOrMaybe 3

This is why everyone should own a baseball bat....Swing batta batta swing!

If this guy gives two ***** about you, then he'll be back.

IF you were aware he was following you, you shouldn't have gone home. Just so you know in case it ever happens again (hopefully it doesn't), just call the police and keep driving, avoiding your neighborhood/street. I am sorry this happened to you, hopefully the creep leaves you alone after this.

Op, you could have given him a false phone number and say your phone died. so that when he tries to call, you will have an excuse as to why your phone isn't ringing

Good thing you didn't give him your number. That'd make one hell of a relationship.