uhoh..
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
DELETE! ABORT MISSION!
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Mondo
United States
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Myorafield
Glenwood, Australia
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
selfesteemboost
Belize
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
Top comments
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
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Comments (99)
kerstileann 26
i have 3 nipples myself, i was called nippi longstocking.
ninjamadi 16
are you Chandler Bing? anyone? no? ok...
Blackhawk706 23
**** Her
RandomUsername88 24
Chandler Bing??
RebeccaRFT 18
Being a virgin is way more respectable than sleeping with multiple people.
KobeLebroJordan 17
What does you being a virgin have to do with your third nipple?
KobeLebroJordan 17
Well, I get the whole never seeing a nipple thing, but what point does having a third make?
Attacksloth 33
It's kind of odd how the taboo used to be premarital sex, and now it's virginity. I'm not criticizing either, because both are reflective of the intolerance of society. Why can't people just respect others' lifestyles?
PurpleMyth 28
One in thirty people have an extra nipple. So you probably aren't the only one at your school that has one.
wildgenius 13
Did we ask?
mattrd_fml 31
"that's a terrible word! ...nipple."