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Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
DELETE! ABORT MISSION!
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Mondo
United States
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Myorafield
Glenwood, Australia
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
selfesteemboost
Belize
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
Top comments
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
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Comments (99)
rhettandlink 4
Harry Styles? Is that you?
reader5567 19
Son, you got a condition
The_Skittish_One 27
Sorry OP. Some people seem incapable of minding their own business and respecting people's choices. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, whether that is by your own decision or not.
skyeyez9 25
Being one means you dont have to worry about anything like STDs, getting pregnant (or getting a girl pregnant), and if you are or got someone pregnant, if you will keep the baby, abort, adoption, if the father will run off....etc Life is alot less complicated and carefree when you dont have those issues on your mind.
dani27j 2
It's a nubbin
Marco_Vi 14
No worries man. I have three as well. Own it ^.^ as for being a virgin. It'll come in due time.
jayleensmama 14
Chandler has a nubbin too.
Chiishinchu 13
One time for each nipple?
username19999 7
if you had a nickname, it should be triple nipple.
zykrithium 22
Uh...