uhoh..
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
DELETE! ABORT MISSION!
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Mondo
United States
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Myorafield
Glenwood, Australia
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
selfesteemboost
Belize
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
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jttorkildson 21
Hey, being a virgin is not a bad thing. Sex requires a lot of confidence and trust - the good kind anyway. I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin and I have absolutely no problem with that. Don't settle for something, or someone, who isn't right for you just to appease a bunch of people whose opinions really shouldn't matter to you.
xChaos 29
Yeah, then we'll see who's laughing...
sashakotlik 14
chandler, is that you??
ballbags 14
1-you should of asked her to be the first to show you her nipples 2-stay a VIRGIN. Once you finaly **** someone you always wanna **** someone. So if you never get it you don't know what your missing.
Ichiya 29
I think its Mrs. Chanandler Bong.
alex_gen 39
...And she probably lost hers when she was 13 just to join the "popular" crowd.
stonedfly3 15
Would you take her comment so much to heart if you had simply never tasted white bread? I doubt it. So what if you're a virgin? Good on you. Either you're waiting for the right person or you're more mature than your peers and they don't realise what a great person you are. Either way. It's your choice not hers. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
vikky538 29
by any chance are you Chandler's son?
not_for_u 10
I'm a virgin too. I think this if u r then u r more mature bcz u r not just rushing into things at a young age
real_doc_phil 15
******* Christ can you actually speak English?
Luis_Gonzo_13 11
All of these replies depends on how old you are. If youre 13 you should even ve having sex. Now maybe if youre 15 i see thats tempting but everyone goes at their own pace. Hope you find a girl with a third nipple as well ~Luis~