Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (180)
Token780 3
Stalker.
gbengusoluks 3
Its written in bold letters "You are charming"
pexy_fml 16
What is the videos name ?
The_F3rris 11
You dont want a girl who is addicted to stupid FB and twitter anyway.
patacus 14
how is it stalkerish for him to know she updated her facebook, twitter, and youtube? all of those sites have news feeds. so its pretty easy to see what people post. do you expect him to close his eyes if one of her posts comes up in his news feed? and my guess is she probably linked the youtube video on facebook. or they're friends on youtube, in which case it would show up on the homepage. not stalking.
DaSandman 9
can't believe FML's like this get posted... this is obviously a story he conjured up.
BunBunBabe 8
Dude, you are a stalker to know all that
chisty87 16
She's not to blame your the creep who texts her + follows her on facebook,twitter & youtube let the girl breath
bkmo 1
there's your sign!!
antdeezy 0
Stalker! Wow.