Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
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lilmslady 11
that.. is .... hilarious! shes a keeper!
JocelynKaulitz 28
She likes it rough
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Comments (146)
azyjazy713 11
I guess she likes it rough
crazydave1998 6
grab her tittie next!!
ComoEsJuan 24
Because that is logical.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Since when isn't grabbing ******* logical!? That's how I shake "hands" with women! *Hand shakes boob* "Hi, I'm the guy with my hand under your shirt!"
Grauncho 27
What are you 12?
Pictureit13 6
That's a dare if I ever heard one.
Ghost308 11
Well that sums up a rejection!!!!
JhovannyA 7
LOL FYL OP. At least you tried
gotrotheboss 10
what a slap in the face huh?! oh..
glitterkuro 18
If guys grab me/try to kiss me without my permission, I think it's totally acceptable for me to use physical violence in return. They're making me feel incredibly uncomfortable in a way I haven't asked for. In the past, men have just walked up to me and started grinding against me, so in return I elbow them hard in the ribs or bounce them away from me with my hip. No eye contact, no warning, just *shove* It's hard to tell exactly what's going on in this situation. OP claims that they were flirting with each other and the girl slapped him basically out of nowhere, but it could well be a situation like with your sister, #24, where he was being creepy and coming on too strong and her "why don't you try it" was a threat rather than an invitation.
bubblyhayley 16
talk about leading you on!
perdix 31
I hope you read "50 Shades of Grey." I didn't read that piece of shit, but from what I've heard, the slap means she has a lady-boner for you. Press on and always keep extra keys handy ;)
glitterkuro 18
True, I was just trying to rationalise what seemed to be an irrational situation.