Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
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lilmslady 11
that.. is .... hilarious! shes a keeper!
JocelynKaulitz 28
She likes it rough
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lessleemc 3
You would have to peel me off the ceiling and call 911 because I would have had.a heart attack.
vandeele 8
Hey at least you found out so now you know not to go any further relationship wise with this one... What a psycopath bitch.
klade99 4
Tried this one before. Didn't go so well :P
Daydreamer4466 6
That bitch
Sydneyhehe 6
Well there's your answer. Try being persistent. You'll need ice, but hey you might get a girl with a great sense of humor
xxjenn123xx 11
She could have at least let you kiss her first. After all, you did ask her permission instead of just going for it.
Tannasgh 22
My entire high school years in a nutshell.
Ugi 27
That's a mean trick! But no less funny for that!
insertnamehereno 9
one smart girl!
Kurik0 12
that's really jacked.. but if I was you, I would've waited til I knew for sure what the end response would have been lol