Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
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lilmslady 11
that.. is .... hilarious! shes a keeper!
JocelynKaulitz 28
She likes it rough
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xblaine 17
It was worth a try.
doggy1230 5
"You might not like the answer if you tried" is not really a similar line. These words are not invitational. "Why don't you try and find out," said in the right tone, is invitational. If you invite someone to do something, and then you slap them when they do, this is actually assault. I hope OP slapped this girl back.
Martnikk 15
Seriously for the good of the baby I hope it's stillborn no one should come into this world with a parent like that
cna1216 15
"It's a love-hate relationship, but we make it work."
donho 8
nothing like a little love tap to say I like you
AlaskanG 27
Good on you for being brave, OP. It sucks that she acted that way though.
xxxkassixxx 8
Omfg this is perfect :D
mythicaltimes 15
I had to laugh.
doggy1230 5
There's a possibility it was said in a threatening tone and OP misinterpreted, but it can certainly be used as an invitation. Having said that, if the girl was so threatened by the idea of OP kissing her that she felt the need to slap him, I think she would have made her answer perfectly clear. It really sounds like she is just one of those slap-happy girls who thinks being a female gives her the right to put her hands on people.
TrueColours 9
That sucks, especially after you tried to be respectful by actually asking how she felt.