Miscellaneous: Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling...

By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML

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Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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Jesus, take the wheel

By ThreeMoreYears - 03/03/2020 03:01

Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML

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Googolman 29

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.

mrlucky22 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

You auto get a new friend.

Comments

losycresent 3

Thursday 31 March 2016 0:19

probably a prius, great gas mileage, the things are just slower than the second coming.

ndaguanno 17

Thursday 31 March 2016 0:21

I'd ignore them, you have a car and they don't, I wouldn't give them rides at all. It's your car "your" investment, as long as you like it that's all that matters.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 31 March 2016 0:55

Who cares what your friend thinks. If you like the car then it is perfect for you

claudiajean 24

Thursday 31 March 2016 1:18

I have a shitty car and proud! Costs me very little in petrol and gets me around, what more do I need?

angryo5trich 13

Thursday 31 March 2016 1:40

They shouldn't be making fun of teachers they don't make very much money

SoBeSatan 22

Thursday 31 March 2016 3:49

It happens, OP but I would worry about it too much. I used to drive a Toyota Echo, I know, but I was able to upgrade to an Impreza recently so you're friend can jump in the trunk if they really feel that way.