This is win right here, lol.

Dude it has nothing to do with you that he's gay, just shut it and mind your own business.

Oh my op is a guy? Looool

You're*

Why wouldn't you just type 'there's' and save yourself from looking idiotic?

Unfortunately most of them are magikarp

Thank you Captain Ahab

I read it in a song-song voice with Sebastian's accent from The Little Mermaid.

Haha ders is the retarded half brother of theirs.

gave him aids i bet lol

Probably farted and waved it in his direction.

maybe OP mentioned his ex girlfriend was pregnant. not everyone wants to deal with that kind of drama...

#63, that's usually not a big concern in the gay community.

Maybe his date realized that he is strait.

what i meant is since OP implied that he recently turned gay then he couldve impregnated an ex some time ago and then shows up during OPs date and raised hell about it which would spark doubt in the other guy about OPs current orientation which would cause him to not want to see OP again. Of course thats all if my theory from earlier is correct...

85, OP never said he recently "turned gay". If you're referring to the "first date with a guy" portion of the FML, I take it to mean the first date with that particular guy. Even if it was his first date ever with any guy, it's a bit far fetched to imply he's gotten a girl pregnant. He was most likely gay/bi long before that date.

hmmm...couldve sworn it said "my first date with a guy" instead of "a first date with a guy". oh well too late to change my previous assumption so ill just blame my oversight on this damn knack i have for multitasking...

Unless you're talking about lesbians.

And OP probably didn't reach for the check.

Wow I just realized that OP is gay. Haha well I guess some gay guys are jerks too!

Well that is quite an assumption you make there...If "Most good guys are taken or gay" one could say that most straight single guys are assholes. Following that logic, all it takes to become a "good guy" is a relationship or a love for for the male reproductive organ. In which case, you are once again attractive to the ladies. See the flaw...?

35, So you fight faulty logic with more faulty logic? Most good guys would obviously be taken because they're good guys, not transformed into such because they're in a relationship. What one could speculate based on that assumption is that the assholes make up a larger portion of single guys, since supposedly no one would want to be with them. Also, most does not equal all, which would be necessary for your logic to make sense.

55-That logic is even worse. The problem that many girls will only date assholes, reject everyone else, then complain that they can't find a good guy.

I agree with 55 and 60 partially. And 60 adding to your comment as far as my experience goes, guys are only "nice" for the first couple months of the relationship and then their true side comes out. BUT I did say "some guys" in my original comment. So it doesn't mean all.

60, I knew someone was going to point that out, hence the "supposedly". With my comment, I was addressing the flaws in the previous comment, rather than making an assertion about the situation myself. Note the ambiguous terms throughout.

Quite a paradoxal situation... I made joke by taking what #22 said, way too literally: "If most good guys are taken, then..." You however, managed to take my joke literally as well...double negative makes a positive (a literal understanding of a joke based on literal understanding....makes you think I was being serious). To clear it up: it was a joke.