Miscellaneous: Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward...

By Randomspaghetti - 15/09/2016 21:11 - United States - Lehi

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 02:39 - United States

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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Mightytall 35

Friday 16 September 2016 10:52

That was a very funny comeback ... I'd have laughed and liked it

kirby1964 20

Friday 16 September 2016 10:54

I agree, that would be a great ice breaker.

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Samsparkles 3

Friday 16 September 2016 16:55

I'm going to use that from now on.. That is the best ever, even if it was just spawned from awkwardness!

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 16 September 2016 16:57

Pretty cute response, actually. Well done!

scyth3s 13

Friday 16 September 2016 17:03

This would NOT have discouraged me at all. That's hilarious, really. Good on ya!

xMaeLA 24

Friday 16 September 2016 17:08

That's just ******* gold, I haven't laughed out loud at an fml in a while. Thank you for your genius, OP. I hope he asked you for your number.

CaroLouWho 10

Friday 16 September 2016 17:21

That's cute! If I complimented someone's legs and they said that to me I'd think it was adorable. Hopefully he does too.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 16 September 2016 17:25

I would honestly laugh with you on that. its nothing to be ashamed of.

Canali18 10

Friday 16 September 2016 17:40

This cracked me up! Hopefully you got a date from it or at least a laugh.

cassm 7

Friday 16 September 2016 17:48

Oh man, honestly I'd say the exact same thing, and have.... with my hair when I get complimented on it

PeterB444 17

Friday 16 September 2016 17:48

I'd have known you were the one if you responded to me that way lol.

writerchic85 25

Friday 16 September 2016 19:31

That's adorable. I bet you're more charming than you think.

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