Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML
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Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, a woman told me she liked my shoes. My social anxiety peaked so I panicked and said, “You too!” She wasn’t wearing shoes. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
That was a very funny comeback ... I'd have laughed and liked it
kirby1964 20
I agree, that would be a great ice breaker.
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Comments (67)
Lalala579121 28
The only FML here is that you didn't immediately get a date with him from a line like that.
glossykarma 19
That's probably the cutest answer to that ever. Just sayin
VoldooPed 20
Anybody else think of Chandlers joke on Friends when he's getting his hair done?
StarDust5921 16
I did!!
Amama_fml 30
The Op must be Ms. Chanadler Bong
cootiequeen4444 11
#66 Ms. Chanadler Bong? uh..you were... close?
HollyQuinn 21
That's actually a great way to respond, I'm sure most people would find it funny and endearing :')
Goblin182 27
well, you did.
kutkutkut 8
oh that is hilarious!
great_nate 26
That's actually funny!
thehaystackerine 20
I would have proposed to you on the spot
FalloutScrolls 25
Well, I mean you didn't lie. No GMO though, all natural.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's one hell of a way to break the ice. To me, it's a done deal: I'd already think you're awesome.