Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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Top comments
EpicPear 0
YDI For not being the mature one.
jenchen 0
Ouch. Well good luck finding another job. =)
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Comments (94)
angel55033 12
still have a job? lol
xxxjj18 2
wow, you hoe'd him, but he bitched you lol. manager < owner
nobunaga0416 0
Pwned bitch. Don't be a jackass next time.
PardonMyFrench 4
Ever heard about the lady who beat up a Mcdonald's employee because they didn't have chicken nuggets at 5AM ?
Twitch304 0
epic FAIL!!!
Herpes426 4
serves you right
0opsie 6
YDI. If you're going to stand up for yourself to an asshole customer, first make sure you don't need the job. You better not be one of those idiots who treat every customer like they've already spit in your face before they even start talking.
Haakon87 0
sucks to be mystery shopped
aedans1momma 0
just put up with it. if they want to be rude let them.. if you're being rude back where does that lead you? leads you without a job! YDI
Aniblecoby 0
you deserve it!