Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML
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Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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abbyade 21
Some people are absolutely disgusting and do not know when to stop. I hope you showed her those marks..I wonder what excuse she will come up with.
mnshdw818 3
That's nasty. Hope you declined to return that. Yuck.
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Comments (27)
simplyyalleyy 15
that's ******* disgusting ? this made me cringe when I read this.
kowsee 22
Awwww that's nasssssty....
Red_Head_sortof 5
:(
trucker2 33
No refund, and remind them ass wipe is on isle 4.... Nasty
theonecasey 27
That happened to me when I worked at Victoria secret when I was19.... She told my manager on me and she asked them to "please take your worn panties and leave" gross sorry OP!
Noemmyforyou 14
Time to set your hands on fire.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Is it so hard for some people to properly use toilet paper? It scares me seeing that we're talking about an adult here.
HeartYou101 31
If, for some horrible reason, you were made take them back and had to unfortunately re-sell them, stick them in the washing machine with loads of detergent on a long ass wash (twice to be double sure) and then when it's done, boil the literal hell out of them using an old pot filled with water on the stove/hob. Or send them back to Victoria and tell her to add them to her other secrets...
snarkytruth 37
Maybe things got kinky, I'm not defending her but at the very least wouldn't you take the risk of washing it first ??? Better to be rejected for wearing and washing than being busted by a fecal foul. Neither of them will ever forget the others face - ever.
brat666 15
that's ******* vile