Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
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Top comments
missL1z 5
There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.
LaColombianita 26
I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.
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Comments (130)
jacob4592 0
They are everywhere!!! But hey you never know what happens when u become friends she may hook u up one day with another friend
DrewFluIngle 10
English please... 'U' is not a word, it is a letter. Therefore it should be used in words not acting as a word.. Grr
DrewFluIngle 10
*inserts comma after words*
lezzypride 2
Grr is not a word either. just so you know.
koolkat27 13
103- who cares? you understand what hes talking about, so dont act like youre better just because he chooses to spell that way.
ICATiger 13
I wish they were everywhere..... then i'd be happy
crazyluvbug 8
I'm one! :) and there is a lot of them where I live.
evamusical 12
Where do you live?
anelelabel 6
Try again, op. Try again. Perhaps your coworker is lying for the new girl. ):
y33katelynballa 0
Well, op, it could be worse. She could be a Juggalo!
Jonkbaby 23
more like juggaho!
ToeJams 0
So what if she's a lesbian. I've turned a lesbian straight, it takes time but you can get her to like guys again
HattedMad 7
Uh...huh
mimeshadow 1
Then she was bisexual and was more interested in girls. You cant make a person change their sexual orientation.
DocBastard 40
*WOOP WOOP WOOP* virgin alert! ToeJams, anyone who claims this has never been with a woman. And EVERYONE sees right through it. Full stop.
docscientist 10
The only thing you've turned, was a watermelon into a sad receptacle to deposit your dignity.
rattusrattus 19
Either Toejam is lying, or his penis has magical properties that makes everyone want to sleep with him, regardless of sexual orientation or actual attraction. In which case I suggest we cut it off, grind it into a fine powder, and use it as an aphrodisiac.
logkitty 5
lower human horn!! ;)
lizard399 0
Hooking up with people from work is a bad idea anyways.
LexSwift 17
She's lying! She just wants you to herself! ;)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Dress up like a girl and start hitting on her! Duuuh
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That awkward moment when you show up at work in a thigh high dress with water-balloon boobs, and a blonde wig.
Fmlsea 28
Prob s good idea that ur not sleeping with her that way nothing bad will happen at work
wokawokanomnom 5
Obviously hes not sleeping with her because shes a lesbian.
Jonkbaby 23
obviously he's not sleeping with her cause he's a male coworker
Devor 5
Haha lesbians are awesome, being gay is fun too.