Food, Delivery and Confused: Mix up

Mix up

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 08:01

Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 August 2021 15:39

I wonder if one of your co-workers pulled the old DoorDash-and-dine move. Ok, it's not that old like the old hog-and-jog, the old eat-and-cheat, etc.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 August 2021 15:39

I wonder if one of your co-workers pulled the old DoorDash-and-dine move. Ok, it's not that old like the old hog-and-jog, the old eat-and-cheat, etc.

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