Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
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Top comments
missL1z 5
There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.
LaColombianita 26
I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.
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Comments (130)
StreetReaper 9
So, you struck out on this one You can still be friends with a lesbian. A lesbian makes a great wingman.
gman90210 18
Yep I can vouch for that
krtkid42 2
The best wingman is a woman. Lesbian or not.
xxDefiantxx 0
The best wingman is a gay guy because they know every girl(in my school at least) and can make you seem better than you are.
Kog_Hiro 17
I can almost feel what OP feels. Every girl I've ever dated was Bi and then they ended up leaving me for a girl.
Track1991 0
Bummeeeer!
KiddNYC1O 22
A bi would've been jackpot.
structuredchaoz 4
That's just an easy out for saying, I'm ot interested.
Cinimod 3
Am I the only one that noticed that he said another co worker passed the note to him about a new one
khaya 9
It's like where's waldo, you know it's there but you can't always find it at first.
efemel94 7
I used to be a businessman like you, but then I took a plane to telhe north tower
StreetReaper 9
Go F**k yourself. I hope a kind mod silences your douchebag self. Do you actually think it is funny and a good idea to make a corollary between arrow to the knee jokes and 9/11. Jackass.
StreetReaper 9
I am assuming from your name that you are 17 years old. While you were still crapping your pants, I was working ground zero. I lost too many friends that day and in the aftermath as a reservist FMF Corpsman got sent to the Stan. Think before you type, dipshit.
StreetReaper 9
My apologies to the mods for my rant. Thank-you for squashing him.
doorick 4
there are plenty of fish in the sea.. whether you like fat, skinny, ugly, beautiful, smelly, bumpy, etc. the sea has a large amount of fish.
BradenLock 4
This made me smile :)