By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

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LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

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GreenAppleDP 0

You're cool.

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michaelscott23 7

You are a failure of a person 3...

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jomotto 3

Talk to your coworker and may be you guys can setup a Win to Win situtation

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boofgall 16

4- your picture creeps me out.

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xSonic 9

Well it makes me horny

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idiothater1 4

How can the first post be number 4??

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LookOnBrightSide 12

4- What in your mind is a win-win situation? Care to elaborate.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

4-What do you mean by win-win situation? Care to elaborate.

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Jonkbaby 22

Maybe she just wanted her so badly. Or wants you? Threesome.

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HairyPunisher 27

She's gay. OP's a man. I fail to see how a "win win situation" is possible.

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zombiegold 23

#4 looks like that kid from Zoey 101.

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Discombobulated9 12

This isn't really a FML situation, if I'm honest. She's not interested in you because of her sexual orientation, and it's not like you were hopelessly in love with her. Be thankful this wasn't a case where a straight woman turned you down. Wouldn't that have been worse?

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ClassyCommando 13

1, 2, and 3 must have said "FIRST!" or some bullshit like that and got moderated. Or perhaps there is something more sinister at work.

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ohmylanta22 5

Oh my god I was just thinking that 70! I think his name was Mark.

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koolkat27 13

win to win? do you mean win win?

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xbrit551 13

Three some

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TorturedXeno 27

I don't know if OP is gonna get much action from a lesbian.

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MyLoveDrunk 11

34- you, my friend, do not understand. ;)

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yahoowizard 16

You see, OP is going to be converting the new coworker, and I'm not talking about religion here

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zombiegold 23

39 - You know OP is a man right?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

maybe OP and co-worker turned her lesbian. or it was her way of saying **** off politely. just a thought..

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lezzypride 2

NOT POSSIBLE...just sayin. I suppose he could try...but why put oneself through that kind of rejection?

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TheBeastiest 6

Second. Lol. That sucks. Keep on looking.

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GohanRZ9 0

Talk to the co worker?

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Jonkbaby 22

more like talk to the hand" amirite?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Your 'amirites' suck.

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markrs 0

Op: "Gosh, Shea gorgeous! Mmmm, now she's making out with that girl from the fifth floor! Look Bob, she's trying to turn me on!" "She's lesbian" Les-be honest, you weren't her type even if she was straight :p

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missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

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imustbeinsane 2

This. Everyone always assumes that relationship is your top priority when in reality you're just trying to make some friends to talk to in class. It ******* makes an akward moment and makes you feel stupid. I know I went off on a tangent, but it just struck a nerve lol

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missL1z 5

I can't agree more. With what OP posted it apparently showed he is affected by the fact she is/might be lesbian. This to say he might have other intention than just being friends. Why can't we all be friends?!

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TorturedXeno 27

I agree. I find myself surrounding by beautiful women quite often, and they're all just my friends. Why must a relationship be the objective of people's pursuits?

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wugui 1

35-One reason: to get laid... then go brag about it.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Transformers: Lesbians in Disguise

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wickedgames 5

30- OP is a guy.

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rattusrattus 18

@60: And men can't be friends with women?

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ghostlilac 25

60 - If OP was a woman, there wouldn't be a problem because both of them would be lesbian.

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VorpikeII 17

The pursue of a relationship does usually lead to getting laid, but what about those few times when you actually love the person more than just for sex?

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wickedgames 5

67 and 69, I tried to to change my comment before the time ran out. I felt like a dumb ass when I realized they said "he" in their comment rather than "she" in regards to the OP. I'm sorry, that's my fault. The way I read the comment was, summarily: "I'm sorry your coworker thinks your a lesbian." So, please forgive me.

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footballpro22 2

Transformers...,

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TheBeastiest 6

She used to be straight but then she took an arrow to the knee

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JapMASTER5000 0

This probably won't end well for you.

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cBlackout 13

Are you in elementary school or are you new to the Internet? Get ready for a steady stream of downward thumbs.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Anyone who hates the 'arrow in the knee' joke has no sense of humor. Like how Rick Roll is annoying. I have actually downloaded the song and like it because I have been Rick Roll'd so many times. But I have to agree with 15. You have just signed your own death warrant.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I use to use those skyrim jokes, then I took a ****** to the penis

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tr0llz0r 0

How about '"she used to be straight, but then she took a ****** to the mouth." ?

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Pentium_4 27

i'm a clairvoyant. i predict -500 rating

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cocodecoeur 12

I'm going to... punch you in the face.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

never. again...EVER.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey I used to be an adventurer like you, until I was offered this job as city guard. It's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus I get to spend more time with my family and play more WOW. Ha ha ha

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zombiegold 23

Congratulations #11! You are now the 28th millionth person to use this joke on the interenet! You win: A swift kick to the nuts!

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Epictacos18 0

Wow Haters Gonna Hate a lot....

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pm_sky 0

Your comment :are you in jr. high?

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ICATiger 13

Please stop.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

For the love of god, make him stop!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Isn't it an app / mobile glitch of some kind?

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DrewFluIngle 10

JUST DIE ALREADY!

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LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

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ladyLALAA 28

Was that today by any chance?

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gman90210 18

I would still be asking you out untill you did Go and see what a great time I would give ya

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koolkat27 13

Unless you actually are a lesbian, i wouldve told him the truth.

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