Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
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Top comments
missL1z 5
There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.
LaColombianita 26
I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.
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Comments (130)
faceplantangel 4
I have used the I'm "lesbian" line at almost every job just to save a lot of hurt feelings and my sanity while I'm at work.Who wants to be stalked in the mail room everyday?? Not me.Im sure we have all said it once.
Pazu_fml 10
This may be a YDI. She could be doing it on purpose, to keep you from creeping on her fellow coworkers.
lezbitronic 7
Lesbians are hott;) but ppl shouldn't be using that excuse to get out of being asked out by a creep. just simply be honest.
arthurlikestrain 0
YDI for being down about this. If she's a lesbian, then she is. Now, if she starts screwing another guy at your work next week, you have something to possibly be down about.
WolfHound8650 0
its a crippling disease. Cute lesbian girls= men who ********** alone.....for the rest of their lives.
ganjaranja 10
Haha dude there's a good chance she's just ******* with you guys cause the new girl didnt want people hitting on her.
SteelersxFan 2
Homos are gau
upsidedownfools 5
Your co-worker may just be telling you that because she's interested in you... ;)
jasperito_reyes 6
Not an fml.
Kc1001 14
Seriously. just ask her to coffee. don't have someone else get her info.