Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, my colleagues have been trying to play matchmaker between myself and the new girl at the office. I'll admit we share more similarities than differences from what I've learned so far, but I know something my colleagues don't: she's actively pursuing a guy through online dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
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missL1z 5
There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.
LaColombianita 26
I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.
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Comments (130)
5HT2A 5
Ah yes, the ol' "I'm a lesbian" trick. Keeping creeps and lurks away since the beginning of civilization.
ladyLALAA 29
Haha, I love it! Come on girls, we've all done it :P
desireev 18
This is true... This is true... You've caught me!
5HT2A 5
Got a creepy dance floor grinder trying to dance with you? Grab the nearest girl by you and shoot him the line and pray that it doesn't turn him on.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well you could always just be friends with her :). Then you can both go and try to find cute girls together!
gman90210 18
Mandy meow I like your thinking smartest one on here so far. I used to have a lesbian friend and it was great. We went to mavies clubs and what have ya and sometimes like you said it helped to get other dates.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Your really beautiful...just thought I'd let you know:3
TheDrifter 24
It's a hollywood plot I tell you. Turning all the pretty people into gays and lesbians to get them out of the gene pool so we can never have kids that look good on film without makeup.
AffenKid 9
Go and tell her you're a lesbian in a man's body...who knows?
Maddisonfaye 0
I think she may be lying because she likes you.. I'd suss out the co worked yourself, you never know :)
Pelreskovich 11
I'm assuming it's a he, in that case he saved you the rejection if you were to ask her out. Be thankful.
underguarded 20
You're still passing notes at work? Your supposed to keep that child's play strickly for the classroom.
Maddisonfaye 0
Co worker *
purrantula 3
Um, right. FYL because someone isn't interested in you because of a simple fact of their character? I think not. Get over it.
lilacgold 16
It's possible that your coworker is lying because she wants you...