By The Last Cockbender - 06/10/2012 17:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
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Aero25 15
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Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o

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yupitssoph 18
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Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift

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yupitssoph 18
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Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift

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brooks10101 1
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Your a cutie going to grow up hot as a ghost pepper cupcake

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fatblackguy 3

Self-help for what?

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berichsoon 11
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Come on fatblackguy, you gonna let a girl explain that one to you.

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MoerGrapeDrank 0
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Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!

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MoerGrapeDrank 0
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Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!

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CaptainDipShit 0
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11- You being a nun I bet you know quite a bit about masturbation, eh?

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FlyMeAway 2

32-Wow. Nuns do not dress like that. I don't know NoorFML, but I would suppose its some sort of religious wear that isnt related to nuns/convents/etc. (I'm sorry if not).

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Noor, is that a photoshopped cat? LOL

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Self help for what? For her self of course.

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CaptainDipShit 0
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38- Really? Last time I saw a nun she was dressed in a black hood over a white hood, just like noor.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Send them my way, I won't be so ungrateful :D

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Aero25 15
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Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o

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Killjoy000 4

I find it halarious xD

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beccaishereyay 11

I never notice OPs' user names until someone makes a comment about them.

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Futacy 29
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Lol, cockbender "got excited".

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KiddNYC1O 20

Help bending cocks.

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CabbageTrees 13
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This is why OP needs help...

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mowmowlife 21

It sounds to me like a play off of The Last Airbender. I'm giving kudos merely for the reference despite it being way out of context

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JiggaJayZ 16
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I would have thought you would know what they are from the cover art. Unless they're self-made self-help tapes.. Which I would deduce as ineffective.

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nanpooo 6
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From what I understand from the FML, she thought they were playlist he made for her. I'm guessing they were either burnt CD's or quite possibly self-made self-help CD's. Either way would suck upon discovering what they truly are.

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igive 29
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Did he specifically buy them for you, or did he use them first?

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Donat96 20

You definitely need help if you enjoy bending cocks. o.0

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ICastillo 24
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Damn you crazy if you get those as gifts..

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nanpooo 6
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You should return the favour by creating a cd that plays crude insults back. Naming it "favourite hits" or something of the sort.

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nanpooo 6
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And by crude insults back, I truly mean on repeat until you've wasted the minutes on it.

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gracehi 31
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Guess he knows something about you you don't! HA HA HA! Nah, just teasing. Maybe he liked them and found they helped him and just wanted to share them with you. I'm guessing they were burned since you couldn't tell what they were until you played them. That tells me he already owns his own copies. If he didn't want to keep them for himself, he would've given you the original CDs rather than burned copies. BTW, Cool user name. I get the reference, you sexy avatar, you. ;)

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