By The Last Cockbender - 06/10/2012 17:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
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Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o

Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift

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Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift

Your a cutie going to grow up hot as a ghost pepper cupcake

Self-help for what?

Come on fatblackguy, you gonna let a girl explain that one to you.

Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!

Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!

11- You being a nun I bet you know quite a bit about masturbation, eh?

32-Wow. Nuns do not dress like that. I don't know NoorFML, but I would suppose its some sort of religious wear that isnt related to nuns/convents/etc. (I'm sorry if not).

Noor, is that a photoshopped cat? LOL

Self help for what? For her self of course.

38- Really? Last time I saw a nun she was dressed in a black hood over a white hood, just like noor.

Send them my way, I won't be so ungrateful :D

Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o

I find it halarious xD

I never notice OPs' user names until someone makes a comment about them.

Lol, cockbender "got excited".

Help bending cocks.

This is why OP needs help...

It sounds to me like a play off of The Last Airbender. I'm giving kudos merely for the reference despite it being way out of context

I would have thought you would know what they are from the cover art. Unless they're self-made self-help tapes.. Which I would deduce as ineffective.

From what I understand from the FML, she thought they were playlist he made for her. I'm guessing they were either burnt CD's or quite possibly self-made self-help CD's. Either way would suck upon discovering what they truly are.

Did he specifically buy them for you, or did he use them first?

You definitely need help if you enjoy bending cocks. o.0

Damn you crazy if you get those as gifts..

You should return the favour by creating a cd that plays crude insults back. Naming it "favourite hits" or something of the sort.

And by crude insults back, I truly mean on repeat until you've wasted the minutes on it.

Guess he knows something about you you don't! HA HA HA! Nah, just teasing. Maybe he liked them and found they helped him and just wanted to share them with you. I'm guessing they were burned since you couldn't tell what they were until you played them. That tells me he already owns his own copies. If he didn't want to keep them for himself, he would've given you the original CDs rather than burned copies. BTW, Cool user name. I get the reference, you sexy avatar, you. ;)