Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
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Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
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Aero25 15
Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o
yupitssoph 18
Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift
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Comments (49)
yupitssoph 18
Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift
brooks10101 1
Your a cutie going to grow up hot as a ghost pepper cupcake
fatblackguy 3
Self-help for what?
berichsoon 11
Come on fatblackguy, you gonna let a girl explain that one to you.
MoerGrapeDrank 0
Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!
MoerGrapeDrank 0
Wow noor. Bit sick minded aren't we. I guess I can't talk with my profile pic but either way. First thought go!!!!
CaptainDipShit 0
11- You being a nun I bet you know quite a bit about masturbation, eh?
FlyMeAway 2
32-Wow. Nuns do not dress like that. I don't know NoorFML, but I would suppose its some sort of religious wear that isnt related to nuns/convents/etc. (I'm sorry if not).
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Noor, is that a photoshopped cat? LOL
PeteyPablo12308 20
Self help for what? For her self of course.
CaptainDipShit 0
38- Really? Last time I saw a nun she was dressed in a black hood over a white hood, just like noor.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Send them my way, I won't be so ungrateful :D
Aero25 15
Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o
Killjoy000 4
I find it halarious xD
beccaishereyay 11
I never notice OPs' user names until someone makes a comment about them.
Futacy 29
Lol, cockbender "got excited".
KiddNYC1O 20
Help bending cocks.
CabbageTrees 13
This is why OP needs help...
mowmowlife 21
It sounds to me like a play off of The Last Airbender. I'm giving kudos merely for the reference despite it being way out of context
JiggaJayZ 16
I would have thought you would know what they are from the cover art. Unless they're self-made self-help tapes.. Which I would deduce as ineffective.
nanpooo 6
From what I understand from the FML, she thought they were playlist he made for her. I'm guessing they were either burnt CD's or quite possibly self-made self-help CD's. Either way would suck upon discovering what they truly are.
igive 29
Did he specifically buy them for you, or did he use them first?
Donat96 20
You definitely need help if you enjoy bending cocks. o.0
ICastillo 24
Damn you crazy if you get those as gifts..
nanpooo 6
You should return the favour by creating a cd that plays crude insults back. Naming it "favourite hits" or something of the sort.
nanpooo 6
And by crude insults back, I truly mean on repeat until you've wasted the minutes on it.
gracehi 31
Guess he knows something about you you don't! HA HA HA! Nah, just teasing. Maybe he liked them and found they helped him and just wanted to share them with you. I'm guessing they were burned since you couldn't tell what they were until you played them. That tells me he already owns his own copies. If he didn't want to keep them for himself, he would've given you the original CDs rather than burned copies. BTW, Cool user name. I get the reference, you sexy avatar, you. ;)