Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
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Aero25 15
Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o
yupitssoph 18
Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift
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Comments (49)
Driveshaft 5
First you say CDs, then you say tapes! Stop messing with my head!!!!
specieszero 1
I registered just to say that your username is effing brilliant.
patacus 14
With a name like "the last cockbender"... I don't blame the guy.
sandinthewaves 5
Awesome name
brooks10101 1
Heas just helpin you help yourself :p
sharksfan48 13
I think he's just trying to tell you something in a nice way. Still kind of a weird gift though.
Leslier_fml 4
I say listen to them and give them back. Its not bad to help your self.
soad2014 7
Really? No way! I've got their shirt and I always play their track "Tips on Anger Issues" when I'm driving! Gets me pumped! But seriously OP, maybe you'll learn a thing or two. Oh, and you night want to change that username...
Kgj301 0
Unbelievably funny!
gAt_d 26
I'm sure he was just trying to help.