Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
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Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was so happy to finally get my disabled parking badge but I was not prepared for the abuse from members of the public because I don’t "look disabled." Just this morning a woman refused to believe I have a prosthetic foot, and tried to make me pull up my pant leg to show her. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
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woofer_fml 0
wow. but hey, it happens to the best of us. not me though, i ******* rock.
Serial 2
now you know what you must do
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Comments (72)
questioncom 0
amputees feel a lot better if you cant tell at all. so you may have made his day
redsoxchick08 0
yea I agree with 21. Also. not every spot has two handicapped signs. sometimes they are only painted in the ground...which with a car over them you can't see.
gabeepicfails 0
don't feel too bad about it , it's hard to tell . I'm sure he wasn't offended .
effit 0
I guess kiss his ass for the next week or so...maybe his dick too.
whitey_fml 0
ouchhhh he most likely didnt take it personally. dont sweat it.
heather889121 0
um... so????
vitaminsandminer 0
.... you didnt seen the sign?
Floatout2sea 0
At least you were just joking. A friend of mine has two prosthetic legs, and since you can't really tell, a lot of people will actually YELL at him for parking in handicapped spots - though I must say it is hilarious to watch their faces when he takes one of them off to prove why he needs it.
neagagaen 0
Haha... it sounds like he at least had a sense of humor about it. You'd probably do best not to worry about the gaffe yourself.
tisiphone_fml 0
Its hard to tell with the modern ones... I do hope he had a sense of humor about it.
MyLifeIsGrrreat 0
Oh man I got the farts!