Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
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Top comments
LaColombianita 26
At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.
The_4th_Doctor 13
He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.
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Comments (172)
tigerisabelle 31
Good to know that he loves you and will protect you no matter what.... and girl, you better keep him for when the zombies come.
KittyHawkMarch 29
Well you can definitely say he's a bit overprotective.
kayydb7 14
Maybe he was joking around. But if not, maybe you should consider dumping him and going out with someone sane.
steftriv 18
That's an extensive judgement to just break-up with someone!
kayydb7 14
Yeah but I bet she's looking for a good excuse to drop him and this could be the perfect opportunity. Ha
Nederlander95 14
Why would she be looking to break up with him?
steftriv 18
^ Exactly #25 and how would you know that? Unless you're trying to refer this sudden "outburst" as a scapegoat to OP to break-up with the guy, but even that would be an over assumption to make.
0ss 12
There's nothing wrong with what Op's boyfriend did, unless he's having these reactions outside of gameplay. Sounds like the kind of co-op partner any woman would want whilst playing the videya games.
Grenith 21
You live in Texas. Did you really expect something else?
ColonelCusswords 24
Or the best boyfriend ever. Hot daym youll never have to worry about people being rude to you ever if theyre afraid of their heads being stuck right through the nearest wall, dontcha think?
orbit 22
You may have to worry about your "best boyfriend ever" being in jail for murder because some other guy looked at you.
keiNan_fml 35
He loves you
TrueBlueTardis 11
Am I the only one who thinks this is cute? It shows he loves her and won't stand for anyone, even fictional characters, calling his girl names.
Parvati48 15
No I totally agree with you, I think it's adorable that he would protect her honor even in a video game. :)
blackonblight 33
You missed the part where he ripped the controller out of her hands, apparently.
unicornluver3173 13
Aw that's sweet.
noelleflores97 12
What a nice guy though, defending his girlfriend like that :)
Axel5238 29
Bit of an over reaction on the Bf's part. Wonder what would've happened it was an actual person in a restaurant that said hi. Stuff like that is usually gives you a few ideas about someones personality.