Intimacy, TMI and Miscellaneous: TMI - FML

TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Disapproving

By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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Top comments

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:08

this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.

zabeth_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:29

OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?

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FarSide 22

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:34

...and your point is????

Kman09 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:46

Dude why? just why?

didi666_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:08

I dont get it?

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:20

Your mom's cool.

Books4Me 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:20

Um....so? I have never seriously thought the site needed a 'so what?' button before seeing this FML.

lesb_lv 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:37

Why do u care, which parts of HER body she had pierced? Shes your mother not your wife to be! If I were u my 1st question should be why in a hell did she gave me up, not speaking with her current partner about piercerd body parts....

Andreas2402 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:54

Didn't you ask how many piercings she got?

kaly_fml 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:00

....and? What are you, 10? "Ewwww, my mommy has a piercing down there!!"

hotjavalava 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:02

I hope she doesnt work a night job...Yeah, my mom works at the local penthouse.

eli_guerra 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:06

How is it snobish if somebody is grossed out by the fact that their biological mom they finally met has piercings on her boobs and coochie? Thats TMI but it'd be worse if u walked in on them or this was the parent that raised you instead.

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