Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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codisimus 2
you should get head before you dump her
ILoveMyXbox 0
drinking certainly brings out the truth!
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Comments (80)
klutzycleo 5
Why is she a **** for giving another guy head? She would be only if his best friend wasn't her boyfriend when she gave him head. The FML doesn't say so, so why is everyone saying she's a **** or ho??
FireBug24_7 0
Because only a hoe gives head to her boyfriends or their beat friends. ***** just screw em. Either way.... it's because she apparently gets around.
kristir9426 0
so... a girl's a hoe if she gives head?
FFML_314 12
I think 'idiots' is an understatement. So much ignorance. They can't say anything intelligent, so they ridicule. It's easier for them.
muffpuncher 0
you ought to put it in her pooper and then dump her ass afterwards
stevenmx86 8
"Getting one"? What are you op, 13?
Aareez 0
....your girls a **** #justsaying
bayonet 0
The difference between a bitch and a *****? A ***** gives it to everyone, and a bitch gives it to everyone but you.... lol just saying
10_4Franky 0
You're profile picture made me chuckle!
x5xfmlx5x 0
u should def. get a bj n then b like honey hurry up n swallow so u can gather ur shit n get out !!!!!!!!!!
DidHeJustSayThat 0
Well atleast you have a girl that don't care to hang out with the guys -.- idk that sucks though lol
imakemlaff 3
she probably does. at least u know she has expeirence. get her to give u head and if it's good she's a keeper!!!
life_hates_you 0
It all depends if she gave the best friend a bj while she was with the current boyfriend. If they were dating at the time, I say, make her give you one, shove it down her throat, and then dump her. If OP wasn't with her at the time he should just get over it and patiently wait for his turn.
perdix 31
She was just practicing on him so she could be really great at it when she blows you. There's a website where a woman describes how she gained excellent deep-throating skills. Your gf is probably too cheap to buy a series of ever-larger dildoes, so she used your best friend's **** instead. Be patient, it's going to be so worth it! You may have to wait until she sucks of your other friends with even bigger dicks, but you will eventually get that trip to ******* Heaven.