By J - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
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That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

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Ugh, I hated that movie. It pissed me off that it was about a demonic haunting and not a ghost haunting like the trailers made it seem. I'm sorry you stabbed yourself in the eye, though. Lol, that really sucks.

The film sucked. It wasn't scary at all. And "known to be the scariest film ever" is a total exaggeration, it's "known to have made people a lot of money" is what it is. If you were scared by Paranormal Activity then you shouldn't watch any films ever from here on out. I do feel sorry for your eye, though.

That was the kind of movie you needed to actually pay attention to and think about... not for the average moron. Scariest ever is an exaggeration, but the movie did not "suck" as you so eloquently put it.

no, it completely sucked it was awful anyone that was scared by it is a panzi and needs to crawl in a hole (with a nightlight) and die.

yes, actually, the movie DID suck. If you were scared by Paranormal Activity, you are a pansy and you should probably go stab yourself again, and stick with Disney movies from now on.

That film was nothing but overrated. YDI for being a tool.

Blair witch project was ten times scarier. btw I live 20 minutes away from where Blair witch project happened O.o "

LMAO paranormall activity is a pussy movie even IT is scarier

yah and it had like one of the lowest budgets, that's the exact reason it was filmed with home cameras

I laughed the hole time (I laugh not scream...) my older sister kept screaming and we watched it twice :P I like it.. ya it scared me... because I thought about it, not like all you retards that probly did get scared. oh and I'm into those kinda movies bu they always scare me. I don't like (many :P) Disney movies, I <3 LOVE darkness, love be alone, and all that kind of stuff but it still scared me >.> so it's different to alot of people don't say things abou people, they could be afraid of that kinda stuff, they can not be, they could think abou it too hard an be scared but not screaming scared. It scared me. I am the bravest/"emoish" (-.- I hate people at school lol)/ darkest person in my entire school. stop being jerks you guys

is suspenful not scary and you don't see demon that pissed me off

I agree with almost everyone her. I saw it by myself and it didn't even make me flinch. when it ended I just said,"wow that was a waste of my time."

Well that's just not nice :P

YDI for actually being scared of Paranormal Activity.

Ugh that movie was so bad. way too hyped. I saw it and I started laughing at some parts along with like, half the movie theater. it was almost as bad as Cloverfield. it was pretty cool to see the "dinosaur prints" at the one scene =P

I totally agree the movie was stupid and not scary.

it was alright, but no where near as scary as I thought it'd be. sorry abt your eye !

Saying death threats to people who do not have your tastes? Are you eight?

#90, I remember when Blair Witch Project came out. Me every one of my friends thought it was real because it was filmed by a hand-held camera. (of course it was because it was the first hand-held cam movie)

Who asked for ypur life story...?

You just stereotyped yourself, no one who says IM EMO is actually emo. Theyre wannabies...

It wasn't an awful movie, but to say it was the scariest ever is a bit of a stretch.

"Found footage" horror can be good if its done right. Paranormal Activity was NOT done right. Not by a long shot. It was a money making scheme taking advantage of public interest not an attempt to make a halfway decent movie.

It was filmed with home cameras to create the atmosphere it had.. Using personal cameras where the actors are actually filming creates that kind of plot.. There are plenty of good movies like that. But yes Paranormal Activity sucked and wasn't scary, just made to make you jump.

That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

Stupidest movie ive ever seen. Not scary.

Well, I don't think you deserved it- but that movie isn't really that scary.

#126 nope, stupidest "horror" movie goes to Cabin in the Woods.

Fuck you Cabin in the Woods was a great movie.

Worst movie ever! i twas soo boring D: Waste of money (N)

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

You understand that this is just viral marketing, right? It was all over MLIA for a long time.

The excorsist is also up there

ydi for being such a fool. ITS JUST A FILM.

my gf fell asleep during the movie lol... yeah it was pretty L A M E :(

buck up, wimp

If you were scared by that movie you're a fucking pussy.

I'm not, it scared me, i love pure darkness, I'm not scared of death, nor demons or ghost but it still scared me. I think about any movie I watch. YOU GUYS STFU! SOME OF IT WAS BORING! SOME OF IT WASNT! you all prob didn't watch it all and wussed out.. if it scared somebody it doesn't make them anything! it's different for everybody!

$9.50 to see it in theatre was very badly spent. Movie was not scary and extremely boring.

YDI for thinking that movie was the scariest film ever.

i ttly understand. i loved the movie but i couldnt sleep for two nights after. i understand the door freakout thing.