By amorousintx - 26/09/2010 23:58 - United States

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Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 260
You deserved it 4 151

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At least you're more fun than homework...

meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)

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At least you're more fun than homework...

everything is more fun than homework -_-

D: I disagree! Homework is so much fun! The learning! The difficulty! The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:)

well u had a good romp, no fml here

What the fuck? Romp? Hahahahahahahaha

Ooh, OP decided to great creative with her words and use a phrase other than "my husband and I fucked." So what? The creative wording is so much more fun to read. :P Sorry if I sound snippy. I guess that's what happens when I comment on FMLs at 5:30 am...

hey, if nerds get you hot, youll love me

@7 we do the same thing with sex The learning! - Today I learned that my girl friend is really kinky The difficulty! - She wanted me to do some Kama Sutra position called "lotus on pole" The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:) -- That's what she said! FML.

28, I didn't think of it that way. I feel so uncool. D:

You're not uncool. You just do waaaay too much homework.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Husband: Um, I was really busy. Teacher: With what? Husband: Well, I had some Sex Ed. homework, and also some Physical Education homework. Teacher: So? Husband: So, I decided to combine them into one, and practice on my wife.

wtf is romp? pfff hahaha

well I bet it worked

Daaaammmnnn look at that donut!!

He's a desperate sunv bitch

Offer him some extra credit.

Guess you can say you're better to do than homework. OH YEAH!

He probably didn't know what to say.

my mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like mine better than yours damn right its better that yours

meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)

that is such a good idea :)

I wonder what he'd do for a Klondike bar...

...after he answers how many licks does it take to get to the center- Never mind.

His homework? Maybe not.

Three. The wise owls says it takes three. Maybe he meant "threesome"