FML : Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward,...

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By amorousintx / Sunday 26 September 2010 23:58 / United States

Intimacy

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By Johnaldo | 3

#1463286 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:12

At least you're more fun than homework...

By kaijapapaya | 0

#1463430 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:32

meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)

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By Johnaldo | 3

#1463286 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:12

At least you're more fun than homework...

kotomi | 0

#1463322 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:17

everything is more fun than homework -_-

MissGrinch | 4

#1463347 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:21

D: I disagree! Homework is so much fun! The learning! The difficulty! The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:)

MissErikaHart | 0

#1463709 - Monday 27 September 2010 12:03

well u had a good romp, no fml here

KingDingALing | 9

#1463717 - Monday 27 September 2010 12:06

What the fuck? Romp? Hahahahahahahaha

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1464222 - Monday 27 September 2010 02:32

Ooh, OP decided to great creative with her words and use a phrase other than "my husband and I fucked." So what? The creative wording is so much more fun to read. :P Sorry if I sound snippy. I guess that's what happens when I comment on FMLs at 5:30 am...

Hayman68 | 4

#1464238 - Monday 27 September 2010 02:42

hey, if nerds get you hot, youll love me

RedPillSucks | 30

#1464389 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:38

@7 we do the same thing with sex The learning! - Today I learned that my girl friend is really kinky The difficulty! - She wanted me to do some Kama Sutra position called "lotus on pole" The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:) -- That's what she said! FML.

MissGrinch | 4

#1466921 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 12:46

28, I didn't think of it that way. I feel so uncool. D:

RedPillSucks | 30

#1467005 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 01:10

You're not uncool. You just do waaaay too much homework.

iHOOT4Hooters | 0

#1468321 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 06:07

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Husband: Um, I was really busy. Teacher: With what? Husband: Well, I had some Sex Ed. homework, and also some Physical Education homework. Teacher: So? Husband: So, I decided to combine them into one, and practice on my wife.