Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
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Johnaldo
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At least you're more fun than homework...
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kaijapapaya
| 0
meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)
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Johnaldo
| 3
At least you're more fun than homework...
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kotomi
| 0
everything is more fun than homework -_-
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MissGrinch
| 4
D:
I disagree!
Homework is so much fun!
The learning!
The difficulty!
The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:)
I disagree!
Homework is so much fun!
The learning!
The difficulty!
The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:)
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MissErikaHart
| 0
well u had a good romp, no fml here
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KingDingALing
| 9
What the fuck? Romp? Hahahahahahahaha
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Ooh, OP decided to great creative with her words and use a phrase other than "my husband and I fucked." So what? The creative wording is so much more fun to read. :P
Sorry if I sound snippy. I guess that's what happens when I comment on FMLs at 5:30 am...
Sorry if I sound snippy. I guess that's what happens when I comment on FMLs at 5:30 am...
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Hayman68
| 4
hey, if nerds get you hot, youll love me
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@7 we do the same thing with sex
The learning! - Today I learned that my girl friend is really kinky
The difficulty! - She wanted me to do some Kama Sutra position called "lotus on pole"
The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:) -- That's what she said! FML.
The learning! - Today I learned that my girl friend is really kinky
The difficulty! - She wanted me to do some Kama Sutra position called "lotus on pole"
The moment when I can exclaim, "I have conquered thee!" >:) -- That's what she said! FML.
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MissGrinch
| 4
28, I didn't think of it that way.
I feel so uncool. D:
I feel so uncool. D:
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RedPillSucks
| 31
You're not uncool. You just do waaaay too much homework.
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iHOOT4Hooters
| 0
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Husband: Um, I was really busy.
Teacher: With what?
Husband: Well, I had some Sex Ed. homework, and also some Physical Education homework.
Teacher: So?
Husband: So, I decided to combine them into one, and practice on my wife.
Husband: Um, I was really busy.
Teacher: With what?
Husband: Well, I had some Sex Ed. homework, and also some Physical Education homework.
Teacher: So?
Husband: So, I decided to combine them into one, and practice on my wife.
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MadPercussion
| 0
wtf is romp? pfff hahaha
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p3rfect_ins4nity
| 0
well I bet it worked
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paid2think
| 0
Daaaammmnnn look at that donut!!
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coolster56
| 0
woof woof
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ILoveMyXbox
| 0
He's a desperate sunv bitch
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Offer him some extra credit.
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xxElle
| 0
lol!
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valtraxman69
| 0
Guess you can say you're better to do than homework. OH YEAH!
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iSexxxy
| 0
He probably didn't know what to say.
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fanbat
| 0
my mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like mine better than yours damn right its better that yours
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kaijapapaya
| 0
meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)
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psuboy
| 0
hahahaha
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PrincessPaytonn
| 0
that is such a good idea :)
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FYLDeep
| 25
I wonder what he'd do for a Klondike bar...
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MissGrinch
| 4
...after he answers how many licks does it take to get to the center-
Never mind.
Never mind.
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Arsonnist
| 3
His homework? Maybe not.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Three. The wise owls says it takes three. Maybe he meant "threesome"