Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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godmax1 3
MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.
Xcrazygirl21 8
Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.
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Comments (576)
ifailplzinsultme 0
You should go outside their ten and moan " Ohhh *insert your girlfriends best friends name here* your amazing. Way better than *insert your girlfriends name*"
Tommananaze6T9 4
hahaha
mrdaddy 0
not
swimmer150733 6
find a girlfriend that won't **** your best friend
mea_iloveskiing 26
or a best friend who would't f. his girlfriend? (:
nissanman_fml 16
Or both?!
sematariux 7
why are all the FML ops always such bitches? beat his ******* ASS I wouldn't be afraid to throw one her way too! steal his car and roll out
A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn! You're the definition of badass aren't you?
chelseaaababyyy 17
haha(:
boatramp 1
hey 38 that's the definition of some one with a pair
walleneve 2
so your pursuing him to hit a girl.?! thats not right.
spartan522114 0
Everyone bleeds and dies the same, there is equality in America, she deserves the same punishment.
untoldfame 3
wow, what kind of ****** up person would hit a woman?
sblylaw 0
well what kind of ****** up person would **** your best friend? that's the better question 292
TheDrummingResul 0
Eh I'm not for abuse. But being a cheating, manipulative woman does not exempt you from a single flying fist. That being said, OP needs to grow a pair and put somebody in their place.
A13X33STJ 0
yea not smart to hit a girl. i agree with kicking his ass but dump her and get revenge my getting her fired from her job maybe if she doesnt like her friends tell her friends that so that way she wont have a job or friends >:)
johnny_carmello 0
sometimes, **** blocking is okay...
goldfish78 11
you must the bf in imagination.
lulututu 4
whatt?
BobsUrAunty 2
I think they ment he's her bf in his imagination not in reality lol
roxtarr 4
wow
minktheshrink 0
I feel generation leaves too many to know what mean.
autumnlynn125 0
then steal his car and leave..
rbubbles 20
how could this possibly happen? he clearly never was your best friend if he'd do that to you and she's very clearly a *****. you deserve better. drive off in your mates car and leave them there, fingers crossed they get mauled by a bear
johnny_carmello 0
also, doormat, no girl likes that
clarkie007 0
seriously how the **** does that just happen while u just sit there??? retarded much op?
TalkinSmack 6
light the tent on fire :)