By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 15:30

Spicy
Today, I’m almost six weeks pregnant. From exactly ten seconds of penetration. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 271
You deserved it 1 325

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Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!

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Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

Nine months on the hips. Oh, and it’s beyond the lips.

That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!

Doesn't matter, had sex!

"I told him sex with him wasn't good but he said I shouldn't rush to judgment after only 10 seconds."

His swimmers must be little Michael Phelpses!!!

Abortion is always an option, retro actively too

It’s called ManDelay. Look into it

you should be in a condom commercial...

OP, are you saying it would be OK to be pregnant if the sex had lasted longer? You can get pregnant regardless of how pleasurable or not the sex was. Safe Sex - Use a condom or get on the pill.

That’s absolutely hilarious, similar thing happened to me

*inner voice* please be the father, please be the father...