Singing and Miscellaneous: The Voice

The Voice

By NotChadKrouger - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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at least she was being honest.

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:47

mate it aint her fault that you cant sing

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kelemen 2

Sunday 2 February 2014 18:37

When you suck, you suck.

lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 18 July 2017 0:42

did you want her to lie? apparently you suck. deal with it.

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 28 March 2021 22:40

Not everyone can sing.

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