Love, Intimacy, Gross and Health: The sensual world

The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By Sad, but true - 02/02/2022 08:01 - Canada

Today, after my girlfriend made a huge dinner, we got frisky. About 15 minutes in, I threw up the dinner she made, all over her. She hasn’t talked to me since. FML

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By threw my underwear out too - 03/12/2017 00:00 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, my girlfriend and I took a walk on the beach at night. We were completely alone, so she started blowing me. It was great for the first five minutes, but she had just eaten dinner and (apparently) wasn't feeling great. I ended the night in the shower picking vomit out of my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:02

Did you not worry about that beforehand?

Bluemonster3 26

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:02

How sexy...

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nickelyeti 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:55

ooooooh. that stinks:(

swagmad 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:07

NICE. And sexy

jacob4592 0

Monday 23 January 2012 11:01

And the record for most thumb down dumb ass goes to (drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!) DrDillonReese! Congrats

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:46

Your comment : This is disgusting. Can't take a "time-out" for a day to ensure your both healthy?

crazy4uboi 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 4:10

You could tell her you were lovesick!

crazy4uboi 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 4:13

And 3-2-1 cockblocked!

vadaaa 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:43

A least you didn't throw up in her mouth, right?

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:15

Hopefully she was into that kind of thing.

BuchiNeko 14

Friday 7 February 2014 23:56

All I can think of is that one episode from Family Guy.......

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 30 December 2018 11:13

Cosby sweater aye

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