Love, Sex and Dating: This charming man

This charming man

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 22:00

Today, my date from last night sent a text obviously meant for his brother or a friend, which said, and I quote, “Bro I tried all those psychological tricks you taught me to get her to want to suck my dick but she didn’t offer even once, now I got blue balls and I had to pay for her meal too.” FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 May 2022 23:00

It was meant to be sent to you. That's another psychological trick. Next time you see him, he'll apologize for the mix-up, but you'll feel like you owe him a blowjob. It works every time.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 15 May 2022 23:14

Looks like you dodged a bullet. Better luck next time!

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 May 2022 23:00

It was meant to be sent to you. That's another psychological trick. Next time you see him, he'll apologize for the mix-up, but you'll feel like you owe him a blowjob. It works every time.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 15 May 2022 23:14

Looks like you dodged a bullet. Better luck next time!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 May 2022 23:34

You're right. She dodged a bullet this time. But next time, she'd better play with the bullet or she's going to get kicked off the gravy train!

poopface82 15

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Monday 16 May 2022 0:07

He expected services of that manner from you but I bet he wasn’t willing to pony up on his end. What a tool.

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

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Monday 16 May 2022 2:39

Plot twist: OP did like him but every once in a while he'd say something really weird as if he was trying a psychological trick to get a blowjob and she got weirded out.